Excerpts from History of Henry the Eighth

Udgorn Seion, 1853 (Vol

Udgorn Seion, 1853 (Vol. 6):427-31

 

EXCERPTS FROM “HISTORY OF HENRY THE EIGHTH.”

 

TO THE PRIESTS, OR THE REVERENDS OF THE SURPLICE.

 

Gentlemen,—Inasmuch as some of you are as if cacoethes scribendi,

in your interference with that famous man, Joseph Smith, the great

founder of Mormonism, before the principles of which the errors of

late Christianity vanish, like the morning frost on the hillside from

the fiery heat of the sun; and all the wisdom of the theologians of

the world’s colleges retreat to the distant shadows. From now on it

would be better for you to focus a little attention on your beginning,

and remember the place from which your Episcopal authority was

fashioned, together with the establishment of the Head of your

endowed holy Catholicchurch; and ponder a little on the virtues of

the life of Henry VIII, Defender and First Head of the “Church

of England,” not the Church of Jesus Christ. It is certain that

March the ninth, together with the twentieth, in the year 1534,

were blessed days for the spiritual hirelings. In order to turn your

attention to the source of your Religious Freedom, I shall by doing

you a favor, by humbly calling your most serious attention to that

which must, of course, be very dear to your hearts. And here it is,

rather briefly, from the Account of the Life and Death of Henry

the Eighth. May you compare it carefully with an Account of the

Life and Death of Mr. Joseph Smith, who is called a Prophet of

the living God. Then we shall see if you or the Mormons ought

to be ashamed for claiming and cherishing the principles of the

founder of their religion.

 

Henry VIII was born in the year 1491, and he began to

reign in the year 1509. In the beginning of his reign he made

for himself bosom friends of different persons, and he supposed

that they would be most inclined to cooperate with him in his

treacherous purposes and craftiness, whatever they might be.

He elevated them quickly to high and honorable positions; and

after he had thus elevated them, he lowered them like slaves,

to baseness, scorn, and shame. The main aim of his campaign

always extended to the utmost extremes, in political or religious

matters. Soon after he began to reign, he contended with Luther,

whose doctrine he supposed to be too democratic, and he became

a defender of the Catholic faith. Soon after that, he quarreled

with the Pope, who stood in the way of his marriage. He was

excommunicated twice. He produced creeds and articles, and

made it a crime not to swear to them. He produced others which

were completely contradictory, and made it a crime not to swear

to them. To all this, the Priests all around were extremely faithful

and diligent, and those in opposition were burned with a slow

fire! He argued with one scholar, and he burned him to convince

him. He burned a young maiden for expressing her mind and her

opinion. He cut off the head of bishop Fisher, and Sir Thomas

More, for refusing the succession of the crown, and called his own

children by Catherine bastards!! He robbed the churches, and he

gave convent money to a little old woman for pudding. He burned

a comely and wise lady, for expressing an opinion contrary to

transubstantiation! His ungoverned carnality, and his fickle and

impulsive affection drove him to the most wanton, unfeeling, and

shameful extremes. He first married his sister-in-law, Catherine

of Aragon, the widow of his brother Arthur. And because two of

her children died young, he divorced her. He married her maid

of honor, Anne Boleyn, who was in his court for seven years, and

he made the senate, and the priests proclaim that he had done

well. After that, he cut off her head, and four others to keep her

company, for not bearing false witness against her. Anne’s body

was thrown into an old elm chest, and she was buried in it. He

also decided to count Elizabeth, his daughter by Anne Boleyn, a

bastard, the same as he had done with Catherine’s children! The

day after queen Anne’s head was cut off, he married his third

wife, Jane Seymour, and parliament and the priests made it a

transgression to say that that was not proper. Next, he proposed

that Francis the 1st, bring two princesses to him, and several other

ladies across from France, so that he could choose a fourth wife

from among them. Francis considered it too much of a disgrace

and an insult to the French ladies to do that: thus Henry fell in love

with the portrait of a German lady, Anne of Cleves, painted by

Hans Holbein, and he married her without ever seeing her. When

she was brought over, Henry went enthusiastically to Rochester

to see her, but as soon as he understood that she understood no

language but German, and because that did not please him, he

swore to them that they had brought him a Flanders mare. After

some time, the church assembly agreed, at Henry’s request, to

annul the marriage, and they proclaimed Henry and Anne free to

marry whomever they wished. Henry called her his adopted sister,

and he gave four thousand pounds a year for her upkeep. And

as he had destroyed Cardinal Wolsey, when he grew tired of his

previous wife, thus also, he cut off the head of Thomas Cromwell,

the Earl of Essex, when he was sick of this one. Soon after that,

he married the fifth wife, Kathryn Howard. He delighted so much

in her beauty, that he caused the bishops to compose forms of

gratitude to God, for the happy choice he had made, and to read

them with gravity in the churches. And after a few months she

was condemned—her head was cut off and that of another lady,

together with her grandmother, uncles, aunts, cousins, about

twelve in number. Then, he married his sixth wife, by the name

of Katherine Parr; she, poor thing, did not have much peace and

quiet. A large number were burned when she was newly wed.

After accomplishing all these things, and a thousand others,

Henry died, of a festering ulcer on his leg, Jan. 28, 1547, fifty seven

years old, after reigning thirty-seven years and nine months.

“His pride and his vanity governed him. He was arrogant, and

did not tolerate being instructed: contradicted or assisted: he was

rash, oppressive, profligate, and maliciously vengeful; a stranger

to compassion and pity, and he fed his anger and his fury at

the expense of justice and humanity, without experiencing any

guilt or grief afterwards. He was so cruel and tyrannical, that

he appeared to delight in the blood of his subjects. Seventy-two

thousand men were put to death during his reign, besides those

who were tortured and burned, which is close to two thousand

each year!!” Those who ascribe freedom to such a lascivious and

oppressive scoundrel are so blind! That miserable blackguard must

be so brazen, impudent, and without conscience, that who is not

ashamed to claim any relation, or connection with such a cruel

and corrupt tyrant! Inasmuch as Henry left in his will six hundred

pounds to the Priests, for praying his soul out of purgatory, they

no doubt have much more than a full task ahead of them, even if

they work very hard at it. It will be time enough for them to begin

deriding and trying to disgrace the Prophet Joseph Smith, or any

other of the authorized servants of God, after they have gotten

Henry the Eighth, father of their freedom, out of purgatory.

 

Have at it, go forward bravely,

There is an abundance here—you will get strong;

But seek discretion, don’t be foolish,

Lest you go there after him.

 

“There is no eternal life left in a murderer.”

 

I know well of many priests who are very good men, who

also wish for the good of others, and who have a secret wish for

the truth. To such I say from my heart, I know you well; you,

with whom I had the honor of associating in an enjoyable and

edifying manner in days gone by. Gentlemen, O repent with your

whole heart, yes, O free yourselves from the yoke of captivity,

and join with the Latter-day Saints,—be ready to sacrifice all

earthly pleasures, in order to take hold of eternal life,—come and

be baptized every one of you for the remission of sins, and you

shall obtain rest for your souls. Come now, and do not delay, for

it is short work that God will do on the earth. I repeat, join with

the Saints, for these are the only men on the earth who have the

Priesthood of God among them. It was conveyed to this earth to

the Prophet Joseph Smith, and through him to us: I know that. Put

it to the test yourselves, and you will receive knowledge of that for

yourselves. Fare you well.

 

I am, lovingly as always, your friend,

 

Llanelli. Dewi Elfed.

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Immigrants:

Jones, David Bevan

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